if colleges looked at tumblrs like they look at facebooks 

we’d all be fucked 

becky is a cantankerous lil biotch 

my drug dealer has acumen for finding good products, call him for a fix 

judging by his ostentatious car, robert is over compensating

sick of being derided by diego, joe popped a cap in his ass 

slizzurp is an amalgamation frequented by lil’ wayne 

uh idk, satan ?!